The Worst Portfolio Ever

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Go around the internet for 30 seconds and you'll see 100 UX portfolios exactly like this. A weird tendency to not show any work, and instead replace it with fluff paragraphs and pictures of sticky notes. "I'm a thinker and maker based in SF" etc. Some funny bad habits here.

Some more explanation for why this is terrible:
http://blog.alexcornell.com/the-worst-portfolio-ever